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  • Slaughterhouse Crate

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    Have A Meat Emergency? 

    You just spent Thanksgiving at your vegan in-laws' house. You did things you told yourself you never would, things you'll probably never forget. Maybe for a moment, you were almost fooled by the yeast gravy and tofu turkey. But you survived. 

    Come back to us. Dial in the Slaughterhouse Crate for an immediate and full recovery of your carnivorous manhood. 

    Over 1 Pound Of Beef

    We'll ship you the best eight bags of jerky we could find in all the land, delicious meats spanning a range of flavor profiles. Most experienced tasters will develop a preference for either a sweet or spicy base- this crate is crafted with a broad sampling sure to please all palates and start you on your journey towards jerky expertise. 

    Of course, the cuts of meat matter as much as the marinades and spices. If you've been gnawing on the run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf beef leather they hawk at convenience stores, then these packs will teach you what your jerky should deliver: tender cuts of lean beef aged perfectly. 

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    How it ships
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    This gift ships sealed inside a wooden crate with an included crowbar.

    • Item is only available in the US
    • Please allow 1-2 days processing time for shipping
    THE MAN CRATE'S EXPERIENCE
    Get The Crowbar Out
    Get The Crowbar Out
    Every crate take a tool or two to get open.
    Warm Up First
    Warm Up First
    If it was easy everyone would have a Man Crate.
    Have Fun
    Have Fun
    Once it’s open it’s party time, enjoy.