Hunting Crate

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KEEP COMFORT IN THE CROSSHAIRS

If the Schwarzenegger hunting documentary “Predator” taught us anything, it’s that the fate of every hunter is determined by his preparedness for the unpredictable; those rare occasions when the hunter becomes the hunted. 

The Personalized Hunting Crate is the ultimate supply drop for every guy playing games with game on their home turf. It features a multi-purpose lightweight folding knife, stormproof matches, and other gear to ensure he stays unseen and unscented. 

It’s a hunt or be hunted world, and the Personalized Hunting Crate equips him to always be atop the food chain. 
HUNTING HELPERS:

• The TrueBlade Folding Knife has everything needed for unzipping the freshest steak dinner imaginable.
• If Mother Nature’s being a real downer, the capsule of stormproof matches will light in even the worst of circumstances.
• The camo facepaint will help him blend in with all the other slightly off-grey splotches by which animals see the world.
• Duke Cannon’s Big Ol’ Brick of Hunting Soap will wash any whiff of human clean off his body. It’s like those body spray commercials where, once applied, beautiful women ambush the man out of sheer desire. Except instead of ambushing him, they’ll completely ignore him. And instead of beautiful women, it’s a moose.