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Don't Quit Your 9-5
We've fallen asleep in front of enough Tony Robbins infomercials to know the first step to living out your dreams is prioritizing them. Thus, the first step for all those sweet swingers out there trying to play golf as their profession is to start playing golf at their profession.
Those PGA checks are as comically large as they are hard to come by, so we wouldn't recommend ditching the stability of a biweekly paycheck without putting in sufficient practice. And practicing round the clock includes practicing on the clock.
The Office Golf Crate brings the course to the cubicle so any starry-eyed guy can break up the long hours by shoring up his short game.
It's All In The Chips
Golf culture is already at home in the typical workplace, what with the dorky pants, sub-par performances, and constant under-breath obscenities, so a turf chipping mat and rubber tee are really just the next phase of corporate professionalism.
The Proof Is In The Putting
Every golf geek daydreams of sinking that final putt on the 18th of Augusta in front of the HUNDREDS bored enough to be watching golf at home, but to win that Masters green jacket, one must first master the green.
The Office Golf Crate is the non-fireable way to squeeze a round of eighteen into the 9-5 workday.
Office Golf Crate
$49.99
In the Box
The Short Game
- Impact Improver
- Golf Club Strike Shield & Facilitator Tool
- Impact Balls, Set of 3
- Zipper Case
- Turf Chipping Mat & Rubber Tee
The Shorter Game
- Line M Up Ball Marking Tool
How It Ships
In a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar.
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Story
Don't Quit Your 9-5
We've fallen asleep in front of enough Tony Robbins infomercials to know the first step to living out your dreams is prioritizing them. Thus, the first step for all those sweet swingers out there trying to play golf as their profession is to start playing golf at their profession.
Those PGA checks are as comically large as they are hard to come by, so we wouldn't recommend ditching the stability of a biweekly paycheck without putting in sufficient practice. And practicing round the clock includes practicing on the clock.
The Office Golf Crate brings the course to the cubicle so any starry-eyed guy can break up the long hours by shoring up his short game.
It's All In The Chips
Golf culture is already at home in the typical workplace, what with the dorky pants, sub-par performances, and constant under-breath obscenities, so a turf chipping mat and rubber tee are really just the next phase of corporate professionalism.
The Proof Is In The Putting
Every golf geek daydreams of sinking that final putt on the 18th of Augusta in front of the HUNDREDS bored enough to be watching golf at home, but to win that Masters green jacket, one must first master the green.
The Office Golf Crate is the non-fireable way to squeeze a round of eighteen into the 9-5 workday.